Help! (fake hen night)

Tin Paraskeyi einai ta genethlia tis sigkatoikou A. To olo event diorganonei i sigkatoikos B, i opoia skeftike na kanoume ena megalo party. Epeidi den kseroume poious na kalesoume eipame na mazepsoume osous perissoterous asxetous gnorizoume. Aparaititi proipothesi na feroun kati alkolouxo mazi tous. Os edo ola kala.

I sigkatoikos B eipe pos xreiazomaste kai mia tourta. Kai edo oloi simfonisame. Se eleytheri metafrasi EGO prepei na kano mia tourta. Kserete kamia eykoli/grigori sintagi giati teleytea psilovariemai n' asxolitho me tin kouzina?

I pio trelli idea tis sigkatoikou B einai ayti pou tha aresei perissotero stin sigkatoiko A. Kai pou s' emena den aresei katholou! En oligois prepei emeis oi stenes filenades na kanoume sto telos tou party ena dithen hen night (epeidi ta hen nights einai 'tacky' (sic)kai den prokeite na ta kanoume pote, eno stin prokeimeni periptosi einai 'fun' (episis sic)) . Kai prepei na ntithoume cow girls (kai etsi ntimenes na parousiastoume kai sto party).

POS NA NTITHO COW GIRL XORIS NA GINO ROMBA???

Oute to party mporo na apofigo, oute tin tourta, oute to 'hen party'. Kamia idea loipon?

UPDATE
Telika allaksame to theme kai to kaname Charlie's Angels. Kanonisame na mazeytoume oles tin paraskeyi gia na palepsoume mazi to 'big hair' look. Akomi omos den ksekatharisame pos itan i moda ton 70s.
Gia tin eortazousa pirame ena plastiko stemma me velos ki ena pseytiko engagement ring to opoio tha prosferei (gonatistos fisika) enas ek ton 2 sigkatoikon. To doro tha to tiliksoume se xarti pou grafei 'congratulations'.
Meta apo 2 vdomades peripou einai kai ta genethlia tis Sigkatoikou B. I idia proteine na kanoume to 'baby shower' theme alla aperripse tin idea amesos molis skeytike ta sxolia pou tha parei gia to varos tis.