Revision time
Ta xo paiksei... den leitourgei to mialo mou kai kali arxi den prolava na po. Vivliothiki apo tin ora pou ksipnao mexri na pethano tis peinas to vradi kai meta diavasma sto domatio mou. Alla den kolla tipota... Poses plirofories na anteksei ena mialo?
Simera diavaza gia fisheries (law of the sea). Ematha giati einai simantiki i alieia, poies xores psareyoun pou kai ti, poia psaria metanastateyoun pou, tropous psarematos, tin istoria tis alieias kai ena soro asxeta pou eixan anaferthei pliroforika os eisagogi sto thema. To thema omos den to thimamai! Posa conventions, bilateral treaties, multilater treaties, regulations, guidelines, UN resolutions kai customary law rules na matho epitelous gia na mporo sto mellon na soso tous tonous kai tous solomous me vasi tis sxetikes nomikes diatakseis (leme tora!)? Ekei pou mexri tora latreva ta psaria kai ta thalassina tora allaksa gnomi. Ekana kai to lathos na pio mia zesti sokolata prin diavaso gia tin Bluefin Tuna case me apotelesma na sindiaso sto mialo mou tin geysi tis sokolatas me tin geysi tou tonou ki anakatothika. Ayti i fantasia mou ta ftaei ola. Kai sto perithorio tis selidas zografiza varkoules.
Kai kanei apisteyto krio. Vrexei sinexeia. Xeirotera ki apo xeimona.
Ta kalitera tis imeras:
1) to lunch break. Ena sandwich, enas kafes kai mia sizitisi pou den peristrefetai giro apo to diavasma einai paradeisos.
2) o skotsezos punk me malli se kokkina karfia san perikefalaia, stratiotiko panteloni kai dermatino mpoufan me karfia pou mou xamogelouse MESA sto ktirio tis nomikis (mallon toualetta tha epsaxne). To kalitero itan pou ton stravokoitaksa kai fovithike.
3) i mama mou pou DEN me agxose gia to diavasma kai me sigkinise otan me pire tilefono gia na akouso live ton Fragkouli na tragouda to agapimeno mou tragoudi. (thelo ki ego na ksanado ton Fragkouli se sinaylia!)
Gelasa me ena poster stis anakoinoseis. Egrafe: 'have you seen a girl called alex? possibly cooke, 22, 3rd year law, 1/2 belgian. Contact details.... (ipografi)Richard' Den ksero an i alex epikoinonise me ton Richard, alla egrapse 'my surname is not Cooke and I m not half belgian, you got it wrong!'
Ayta ta neotera apo to ditiko metopo...
Simera diavaza gia fisheries (law of the sea). Ematha giati einai simantiki i alieia, poies xores psareyoun pou kai ti, poia psaria metanastateyoun pou, tropous psarematos, tin istoria tis alieias kai ena soro asxeta pou eixan anaferthei pliroforika os eisagogi sto thema. To thema omos den to thimamai! Posa conventions, bilateral treaties, multilater treaties, regulations, guidelines, UN resolutions kai customary law rules na matho epitelous gia na mporo sto mellon na soso tous tonous kai tous solomous me vasi tis sxetikes nomikes diatakseis (leme tora!)? Ekei pou mexri tora latreva ta psaria kai ta thalassina tora allaksa gnomi. Ekana kai to lathos na pio mia zesti sokolata prin diavaso gia tin Bluefin Tuna case me apotelesma na sindiaso sto mialo mou tin geysi tis sokolatas me tin geysi tou tonou ki anakatothika. Ayti i fantasia mou ta ftaei ola. Kai sto perithorio tis selidas zografiza varkoules.
Kai kanei apisteyto krio. Vrexei sinexeia. Xeirotera ki apo xeimona.
Ta kalitera tis imeras:
1) to lunch break. Ena sandwich, enas kafes kai mia sizitisi pou den peristrefetai giro apo to diavasma einai paradeisos.
2) o skotsezos punk me malli se kokkina karfia san perikefalaia, stratiotiko panteloni kai dermatino mpoufan me karfia pou mou xamogelouse MESA sto ktirio tis nomikis (mallon toualetta tha epsaxne). To kalitero itan pou ton stravokoitaksa kai fovithike.
3) i mama mou pou DEN me agxose gia to diavasma kai me sigkinise otan me pire tilefono gia na akouso live ton Fragkouli na tragouda to agapimeno mou tragoudi. (thelo ki ego na ksanado ton Fragkouli se sinaylia!)
Gelasa me ena poster stis anakoinoseis. Egrafe: 'have you seen a girl called alex? possibly cooke, 22, 3rd year law, 1/2 belgian. Contact details.... (ipografi)Richard' Den ksero an i alex epikoinonise me ton Richard, alla egrapse 'my surname is not Cooke and I m not half belgian, you got it wrong!'
Ayta ta neotera apo to ditiko metopo...
posted by Mata Hari | 8:46 μμ
11 Comments:
I have lots of lawyer jokes and I'm just dying to tell them.
:)
please do!!!
i need to hear some good jokes
What do you call 1000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
and...
What's the similarity between a sperm and a laywer
and...
What do you do when you are standed on a desert island with a psycho killer, a lawyer, a gun and two bullets?
Somehow I am not sure you will actually find the answers to these funny :)
Of course there are also proper lawyer jokes, using actual legal terms etc. Trouble is, most lawyers don't find these funny and other prople don't realise they are jokes
:)
to mono pou den ksero einai ekeino me to sperma. eixa gelasei poli tin proti fora pou ta akousa alla tora ta varethika.
gia pes kai ta alla!
Αχ εσείς οι δικηγόροι...έχετε μια στις 10000 πιθανότητα να γίνετε άνθρωποι....
:)
a nai, tora to thimithika.
kanena kainourgio kalo anekdoto re paidia???
Apparently everyone is busy right now...
oxi 9misi ebdodamdes... 4misi ebdomades filosofias kai elaboration sto substance , sto pleasure, sto immortality...telika exei dikio o aristotelis ola 8eloun metro our brains show this by refusing to take anything more inside... FTANEI...... We are all on the same boat kai i barka 8a bouliaksei an parei kai allous epibates...
Αυτό το σχόλιο αφαιρέθηκε από έναν διαχειριστή ιστολογίου.
Απο Eurovision to Revision...
Κουράγιο!!! Θα σου λείψουν τα φοιτητικά χρόνια όπως μου λείπουν εμένα τώρα!!!
Κι ορίστε ένα απαίσιο ανέκδοτο που έλαβα χθες:
The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle.
The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"
The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog.
"Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."
She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"
This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.
The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honour! Put this American in his place!"
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window."
hahaha! na sai kala konstantino mou, mou eftiakses tin diathesi!
kali epitixia se osous exoun eksetaseis/essays/dissertation/ktl!
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